tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-67352021457801004882012-02-16T01:23:50.850-08:00jomblo sehathttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17064502091599893188noreply@blogger.comBlogger41100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6735202145780100488.post-90463220687200214882009-08-19T19:58:00.000-07:002009-08-19T23:41:09.855-07:00ini dialog singkat ane sama enci2 toko ATK (alat tulis kantor)<br />Ane = A <br />Enci = E<br /><br />**adegan masuk toko<br />A : Bu, saya mo beli kertas A4<br />E : mo berapa banyak??<br />A : Satu kotak<br />E : oo..satu Box<br />kesimpulan 1st = Kotak=Box<br /><br />A : Berapaan satu Box?? (dah gak ngomong "kotak" lagi)<br />E : 170 rebu'<br />kesimpulan 2nd : berarti Enci ni dari jakarta<br /><br />A : Bisa kurang donk ya..??**kalo nawar gini wajib senyum<br />E : Udah murah ini mas.<br />A : Kurang donk.. **kali ini pasang muka melarat<br />E : ya udah deh, 165 aj.<br />kesimpulan 3rd : wajah ane emang melarat..<br /><br />**adegan pembuatan bon<br />si Enci langsung ngambil bon trus tanda tangan.<br />E : Kosongin aja ya..<br />A : Tulis aj bu, saya bukan pegawai yg begituan..<br />A : Ntar ketangkap KPK, trus saya bilangin YOBEL (nama tokonya nih) yg nyuruh.<br />A : Nah, ntar Enci ditangkep, Ntar tokonya tutup. mau??<br />si Enci senyum2 aj..<br />kesimpulan 4rd : ada instansi deket sama ini toko yg sering begini..<br /><br />A : (**kaget!!) loh kok ditulis 170ribu ??<br />E : Udaah..ntar dikira obral..<br />A : Pinjem pulpen donk..<br />E : ini..ini..<br /><br />langsung coret2 bon..balikin ke 165 lagi..<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6735202145780100488-9046322068720021488?l=kurus-kering.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>jomblo sehathttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17064502091599893188noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6735202145780100488.post-80181278851451065242009-08-18T18:24:00.000-07:002009-08-18T21:49:19.990-07:00<span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">sore2 pulang kantor nebeng teman,</span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">meluncur ke kantor pos, ngecek kiriman</span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">eh ternyata baru 1 menit yg lalu dibongkar muat..</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">*******yes..yes..seli-ku dah sampe..</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 255, 0);font-family:trebuchet ms;" >"JAYALAH TERUS POS INDONESIA"</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">buru2 pulang, pasang niat test drive dirumah</span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">nyari jalur pulang yg sepi, maklum bawa barang gede pake motor,,(</span><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);font-family:trebuchet ms;" >hmmm....salah besar nih</span><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">)</span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">cabuuutt...**ane jd penumpang**</span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">bremm..breuumm...gedebrak (oper gigi, nandjak)..bremmm..breeuumm..gedebus..(bukan oper gigi) tapi (bannya meletus)..****ampuuuunnn...</span><br /><br />__adegan ini ada backsoundnya__<br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">hari yg cerah untuk jalan yg sepi..</span>(sequel ke-2 dari lagu "hari yg cerah untuk jiwa yang sepi")<br /><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">**putar otak..</span>**<br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">akhirnya..</span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">naek angkot pake helm, bawa karungan, banyak cewek pula..</span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">mungkin dalam hati tu cewe2 bilang gini "mw ngebom dimana mas??"</span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">cuekkk...EGP..</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">singkat kata singkat cerita</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">nyambung pake ojek ketemuan sama teman di bengkel..</span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">alhamdulillah, sampe jg..</span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">bisa maghrib jama'ah pula..</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">NB: </span><span style="font-style: italic;font-family:trebuchet ms;" >Ban dalam motor putus terburai..ganti baru Rp 37.000</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6735202145780100488-8018127885145106524?l=kurus-kering.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>jomblo sehathttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17064502091599893188noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6735202145780100488.post-22591160380952108852009-08-16T07:28:00.000-07:002009-08-16T08:42:47.406-07:00lagi makan siang pake lauk ikan (separo bin setengah)+botok+sayur+kerupuk+sambal.<br />tiba-tiba dari sayap kanan ada yang negur <span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 0); font-style: italic;">"om, kasian om..belum makan 3 hari"</span> mungkin kira2 begitulah artinya..nggak ngerti juga soalnya..<br />..<br />buset, ngga tau kita lagi laper kali ni kucing..maen minta aj..<br />terpaksa dah, daripada dibilang tidak ber-perikebinatangan lebih baek sisihkan sedikit rejeki yg didapat siang ini,,<br />ambil nih tulang..(dalam hati: untung kucing mau makan tulang, coba kalo nggak..bisa cakar2an dah)<br />kisah berlanjut..<br />yang namanya binatang, dikasi ati minta jantung, dikasi tulang minta daging,,<br /><span style="font-style: italic; color: rgb(255, 255, 0);">"kurang om.."</span><br />hmmm,,,cari masalah nih kucing..belum pernah liat orang ganteng-kelaparan nyekek kucing kali ya..<br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">***ngeeiikkkkkk..***</span>--><span style="font-style: italic;"> suara kucing sedang dianiaya</span><br />nah loe..emang enak..<br />masih minta??<br /><span style="font-style: italic; color: rgb(255, 255, 0);">"ampun om..laen kali aj"</span><br />heuh..heuh..heuh..(ketawa preman mode:on)<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6735202145780100488-2259116038095210885?l=kurus-kering.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>jomblo sehathttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17064502091599893188noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6735202145780100488.post-72566553353444269122009-08-08T22:39:00.000-07:002009-08-09T19:16:33.931-07:00<span style=";font-family:trebuchet ms;font-size:100%;" ><br /><br /><br />..."heruuu,,heruuu,,jadi ga??"..<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_eF-pNVVr9cY/Sn5w-PSOCdI/AAAAAAAAABc/AAhtC6jQEnw/s1600-h/5.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 125px; height: 121px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_eF-pNVVr9cY/Sn5w-PSOCdI/AAAAAAAAABc/AAhtC6jQEnw/s200/5.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5367852020429359570" border="0" /></a><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_eF-pNVVr9cY/Sn5w-PSOCdI/AAAAAAAAABc/AAhtC6jQEnw/s1600-h/5.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 125px; height: 121px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_eF-pNVVr9cY/Sn5w-PSOCdI/AAAAAAAAABc/AAhtC6jQEnw/s200/5.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5367852020429359570" border="0" /></a><br /></span><span style=";font-family:trebuchet ms;font-size:100%;" >wadoouuw..udah jam setengah 7, baru bangun abis malam mingguan sama si laptop sampe tengah malam,,<br />"jadiiii maaasss.."<br />buru2 masuk kamar mandi, byar byur byar byur,,gak usah banyak2, hemat air, yg penting rambut basah.. <a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_eF-pNVVr9cY/Sn5xa1Oy7DI/AAAAAAAAABk/v6hI25TKA5Q/s1600-h/4.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 200px; height: 127px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_eF-pNVVr9cY/Sn5xa1Oy7DI/AAAAAAAAABk/v6hI25TKA5Q/s200/4.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5367852511651884082" border="0" /></a><br /></span><span style=";font-family:trebuchet ms;font-size:100%;" >trus shalat dhuha,,upss,,shalat shubuh dink..(semoga masih diterima, ngarep mode:on) tapi tetep pake dzikir, supaya diberikan kekuatan hari ini..amiiinn..<br />langsung ganti kostum dari "pak haji" jadi "biker sejati"..(bo'ong abiss..wong tandjakan aja nuntun). celana pendek bawah lutut (biker penjaga aurot), gloves alias sarung tangan (gaya ya ane,,padahal baru tau kemaren tu..), plus helm biar keliatan safety gitu..<br />ok..<br />oiya,,ampir lupa,,dompet sama hape..<br />siapa tau gembos dijalan bisa nelpon tukang tambal ban delivery..(emang ada??wah, peluang bisnis nih..ayoo..ayoo..sapa yg mau..)<br />tu wa ga pat..tu wa ga pat..<br />pemanasan seadanya..<br />trus mulai pamit sama istri2 tetangga..sok akrab..biar semangat..<br />chiuuuu..<br />.. <a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_eF-pNVVr9cY/Sn5xkqiMx8I/AAAAAAAAABs/4zIwiV_4Iqg/s1600-h/7.jpeg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 96px; height: 72px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_eF-pNVVr9cY/Sn5xkqiMx8I/AAAAAAAAABs/4zIwiV_4Iqg/s200/7.jpeg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5367852680579172290" border="0" /></a></span><span style=";font-family:trebuchet ms;font-size:100%;" > tancappp..<br /></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6735202145780100488-7256655335344426912?l=kurus-kering.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>jomblo sehathttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17064502091599893188noreply@blogger.com1